JOSH - DRUM FR34K

2008-03-02T23:17:00.000-08:00

haha finally i can continue blogging... exams over... my family made a family blog yesterday... watched underworld yesterday... very nice... i wan to watch underworld 2... and step up 1 and step up 2... went to the singapore airshow last week... it was nice... the planes expedition and everything... well i went with my father only... the tickets were free... someone gave to us... dunno who though... oh yea sry i neva update for very long... oh well... bb

2008-02-19T05:03:00.000-08:00

sry i neva update for very long... i lazy... and erm i oso got common test this week and next week... so cannot update...

2008-02-06T18:24:00.000-08:00

i got a story my dad juz told... he watched it from a show... well it goes lyk this... there was this guy, who invented something... this thing was the light bulb... but it wasnt any ordinary light bulb... this light bulb, if u clap, it will switch on... and u clap again, it will switch off.. so he was happy with his invention... so he showed it to the world... he COULD make alot of money... so the day came and he went on stage, and he took out the lightbulb and he clapped one time... it switched on, in front off all the audience... then he clapped again, it switched off... every one was so amazed they all clapped... KABOOM... the light bulb exploded... well i guess u kno y...

2008-02-01T14:22:00.000-08:00

my fren said this to me one day... well it was a story that is quite funny... well his sideburn was long and a few teachers caught him for having the sideburn long... the teachers asked him to cut his sideburn or else dunno wad will happen... well i forgot that one... oh i think it was juz a warning... so the teacher neva said or else got wad eva punishment... so he did cut... the next day, the teachers again siad that it was still too long... he was angry so he purposely didnt cut it... the next day, the teachers said... yes this then is called short... get it?

then today, we had physics lessons, wah lao i tell u this teacher doesnt scold... he only punish... lets say u neva do HW, he will make u copy alot of times the HW ot make u write alot of times i will remember to do my HW, and if u neva do, He will make write the number of times during recess, and the same number of times after school... which means, u write twice the number of times u are suppose to write... so i today, neva bring m notebook... so those who didnt bring had to stand... juz b4 i stood, i remembered i had E.Maths notebk... i took it out, turned it to a new page, n pretend to do wad i was doin b4... so those who didnt bring had to write 5 pages of i will remember to bring my notebk for phyics lesson...

20min later

i was doin halfway and the teacher, as he always does when we are doin our work, walks around the class... he looked at my work and grabbed my bk... he said... u are very untidy.. see, this is not even clear... HE HAD TO FLIP TO OTHER PAGES!!!! haha he saw all the formulas i wrote... he knew ot was maths... wah lao he ask me to write 10 pages of i will remember to bring my noebk for physics lesson... this is the moral of the story... HAVE INTEGRITY!!! well that is if u wan lesser punishment... ok ok gtg...

2008-01-30T04:39:00.000-08:00

today, wad happened today... well, i juz came bac from cycling from my house to clementi there... well... ya not that far though... very fun sia... then today we did an experiment about crystallisation... well alot of things happened during the experiment... my fren hong wei, well not the church one, he go and hold the beaker... then very hot and he thought it was not far of a height to drop the beaker... he dropped it, it broke... i laughed... damn funny... then some girl boiled the copper(2) sulphate till it decomposed... so funny... damn black leh... well my class and another class joined for chem today cuz teacher wasnt here... so the other class, not our class created alot of chaos...

2008-01-29T05:14:00.000-08:00

wah juz now got one beetle come into my room, then it was coming to me... i was lyk running away from the beetle and i saw my P.E. shirt and flung it... it hit the beetle, the beetle juz went straight into the floor... it died... and today we had mentoring... suppose to do finish the mentoring bk but joel neva come!!! so Ephraim mentored other things... today was my social studies test... comfrim fail... although it was open bk, there was lots of points and very little time... i did only on part of a question... couldnt even start the second part of that question... couldnt even read the second part of the question... it was horrible... but nvm lar... then yesterday my fren called jia wei insulted himself without knowing it... damn funny... oh wait... how did he insult himself without knowing arh? i forgot... sry... when i remember then i tell u... haha so sry...

2008-01-28T22:59:00.000-08:00

i was thinking of wad to type in this post when i remembered smth... when i was younger, my father was driving me to school, i think... then he stopped at bukit panjang LRT station... he went to buy sweets... i still remember he was driving a mercedes that is considered old now... so when he came bac, i was tying my shoelaces, suddenly 3 indian man came into the car... i turned behind... the first thing that came to my thought... oh my gosh... i think we are being robbed!!! ARH!!! i juz pretend i didnt kno and kept tying my shoelace... it was silent... i thought my father didnt kno becuz he was lyk... juz driving towards my school... suddenly i heard him said, i send my child to school first, then i send u to work... wah lao when i heard that i was lyk... i knew that... no lar jk... i was so damn relieved... wah lucky juz my father's workers man... or else i no need go school... wun even kno wad happen to me... haha... wad a joke as i looked bac...

2008-01-25T04:29:00.000-08:00

yesterday so funny... teacher tell us a story about a teacher... alrite this teacher has a nickname called hitler... adolf hitler... if spelling wrong sry... well so during the holidays, the teachers had a meeting from 9am - 5pm...so she said becuz it was so long, they behaved lyk N(T)students... so there was a new teacher that came out to talk that particular meeting... one teacher turned to my teacher and said, i think he looks lyk hitler... My teacher said he looks lyk charlie chaplin... then another teacher heard a conversation and said no i think he looks lyk a chinese character... so funny... then they took a piece of paper and wrote Adolf Hitler, box box box... then Charlie Chaplin, box box box... Then the chinese character that i cant remember his name, box box box... so they passed it around and ask them tick which one u think he looks lyk out of the 3 options... and when the paper come bac there was another option... next model for yun nam hair care... i laughed when i heard it... if u dun kno how he looks lyk, imagine the hair he has... it should be bad... if u dun get it nvm... those in my schl will...

2008-01-24T05:41:00.000-08:00

today i think was a normal day... i cant recall if anything happened... oh well im looking forward to do culture spot next Sat and the 3rd week of Sat... haha lolz... ok ok gtg...

2008-01-23T04:06:00.000-08:00

today got HISTORY test and i diddnt study for it!!! man i was so nervous... then when i took out my foolscape paper... cuz he doesnt supply them... he juz aske us to write on the paper, the questions... anyway, they were Structured Essay Question... so quite few words b4 paper start... b4 we start, he added, this test is an open book test... wah the whole class all shouted and screamed YEAH!!!! woo hoo i was happpy... but the question was not easy, and i no time to write... but anyway... ignite was gd!!! man the pastor was gd... he preached about how n why we shuold save frenz from school... the last day sux.. cuz we had to sit on a place where it isnt live... we were in a wad we called a confined room... well still gd...

2008-01-18T18:35:00.000-08:00

juz do this becuz luke ask me to do it...

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Luke is your soulmate.

You truly love Ben.

You consider Lester your true friend.

You know that Joel is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Ephraim for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Cheryl Wong is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Kenneth is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Ian is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Ian changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Martin is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Martin has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

2008-01-16T22:42:00.000-08:00

today school was normal... im starting to lyk POA... cuz i think its the onli subject that is very easy to learn... no seriously... the teacher explains well too... history also... i dun really lyk history when im in lower sec... but now, i lyk it becuz the teacher kinds of jokes with his facial expression and kind of acting it... well it attracts me... i think some teachers are really pitiful... i feel sad for them... this teacher has pronunciation problem and they all try to make fun of them... real sad... he is gd, very kind... explains well too... ok well if u read this, plz pray for my fren... he thinks he does not need God becuz he is doin really gd in schl... i sometimes wonder y ppl dun lyk christians or be christians... haiz plz pray for him... i pray that he will come to church and be saved...

2008-01-13T04:09:00.001-08:00

im very excited about ignite... im looking forward to it... today very fun... so fun... i played a trick on kenneth... i go n delete away my contact in kenneth phone... then i act lyk a business man... i ask him to send me the documents... then he call me... then i say sry... in meeting... then my bro go KPO!!!! he go n see who send the sms... then he kno my number... so he say... eh thats josh leh... wah lao suck sia... damn suck... lyk... im so close to havin fun... then i had my fun on new year... dunno wheather i post b4 the prank... well i go and tell Ken thatwe performing... when we arnt... so i say he is the lead singer... than through out the whole watch night service he was saying... eh i dun wan to be the lead singer leh... plz... then i went toilet... i say u dun wan sing u tell joses... haha i acted lyk real... HE DID NOT SUSPECT A THING!!! then after the watch night service he really go ask joses... i ran away... luke thought of the idea... i carried it out... so if u think it sucks, luke thought of it... if u thought it was gd, i did the prank... i had a damn gd laugh... hahaha....

2008-01-10T03:44:00.000-08:00

neva update for very long... i kno... hats becuz my laptop got virus again... then i shift hse so internet not working... neva make the computer... so sry... first few weeks of school... its gd... ok nth to say...

2007-12-25T23:42:00.001-08:00

hey... 10 days havent update... sry... but its becuz i went to camp... and when i came bac, my laptop got virus and cannot use... so... ya... i currently have one computer cuz the other 2 are in the warehouse... the warehouse stores thing... a company owns it... its called big orange... yes... i kno, its a stupid name... the service is lousy... my father had to make two wasted trip... and no one was there cuz the warehouse was closed... the contract says that it will be open 7days a week from 6am to 12am... so this was ridiculous... one the second trip i went with him... the building was big... and very orange... haha... ok ok now to the camp...

First day of camp
had lunch at camp... took attendance... put our bags into the service hall becuz rooms werent available until 4pm... so we played games until 4pm... had alot of new comers... they were cool guys... we played a game that we muz from a certain distance, we muz cross to the end of that distance... with juz 4 shoes... we could take our time... one by one go... wadever, but muz cross to the end of the distance with four shoes... the whole team... forgot the placing... then we got into our rooms and bath cuz we were muddy and dirty... we played in the field where it was wet... benjamin's shoe was one of the four shoes we chose... at the end of the game, the right shoe was clean and new, white... and when i looked at the other shoe, i laughed... it was brownish in colour... so funny... then we had free time... had dinner... then service... i did not really feel God's presence... not sure why...

2nd day of camp
i woke up early to run... the schedule says we should... but not compulsory... i wanted to... come on it was running!!! i couldnt miss the opportunity!!! well yes i was a cross country runner... and it wrote 5km... i was excited!!!! when i woke up... all excited to run... we ended up doin pushups and other exercises... and ran a few rounds around the parade square... i was lyk... the thing was quite tiring... i would rather run for 35 min than to do those exercises... then we had devotion... then we had breakfast... it was gd... we ate mee goreng... very nice with lots of chilli too... the chilli was gd! then we had games... we played a game i cant remember wad it is... then we had lunch... then we had games... it was battle of the sexes part one... this game was funny... not becuz it tells jokes... but the ppl makes it funny... ok it goes lyk this... three boys from each team, upper sec, lower sec, and tertiary comes out and ans a few question related to girly question... and then after a few questions, girls come out to ans boy question... it was fun... then we had a short service with no altar calls... then we had dinner... in the camp the food was very very gd... ate alot... to me is alot... then we had service... this service was long... we had altar call in this service... this time i felt the presence of God... and it was strong... no really... it was gd... then we went to sleep...

3rd day of camp
did exercise and ran a few rounds... had devotion and then later breakfast... then had games this time weather was gd... pass few days rained... that was why we wad to do outdoor games... it was sunny... half of the camp... rain... other half of the camp sunny... we decided to put the 2 games together and then hav 1 hr rest then hav service... well the first game was u run as far as u can and while running, u shout... only one breath and that was the distance u shouted... it was funny... cuz of one guy... then the second game was u spider crawl then when u reach the ball, spin around the ball ten times... then u throw it to another person and the person catches and then spin around the ball ten times... then u put the ball between ur legs and hop to a certain distance... then the race finish... then sleep for 1hr then had service, no altar call, then had dinner and then service... now this service was even more powerful... everyone was juz weeping... pastor adrain and pastor chris hope anointed us with oil... i was crying very hard... until it sounded lyk laughing... really!!! my friend asher oso... cried so hard that it sounded lyk laughing... i tell u that was the best experience i had in my entire life... haha...

4th day of camp
pack up, had one more service and left... announced the winners and my team was 2nd... quite gd le lar... ok ok thats it... bb

2007-12-16T23:17:00.000-08:00

juz came bac from malaysia... wad did we do? stay in the hotel to watch some shows and go shopping lar wad else... quite fun lar... two short holidays leh... lolz... ok ok i got a camp on the 19th to 22nd... haha ok ok n hokkaido boys performing again... i think... lolz... ok ok quite confused now... dunno y... ok hello... no bye...

2007-12-09T21:46:00.000-08:00

still got some things to lyk say about thailand... thailand hav alot of gays!!! n u will kno that they are gays!!! wah lao i tell u, u look at their face, they put make up!!! and its so thick!!!! damn disgusting... and they at guys lyk a pervert... once i was walking to the toilet n i saw this guy... so macho... i looked at his face!!! ARH!!!! MAKE UP SO THICK... even got a white headband!!!! and he was staring at me!!! that facial expression... its so pervertic!!!! disgusting... very disgusting... then in the airport, wah lao i saw one guy the make up even thicker... very sick...

still got... now, not gay, now is real man... and they look at gals pervertically!!!! OMG!!!!

u gay, u look at man or boys lyk a pervert... u man, u look at ladies and gals lyk a pervert... which one u think is better? dun wan to think...

and their vehicles, either old cars, pick-up trucks or motorbikes... poor thing sia... got new cars... but all from rental company...

2007-12-08T06:19:00.000-08:00

WOO HOO... juz came bac from the holiday... i went to bangkok n came bac today... gd rite... let me say wad happen from first day...

Monday
we juz reached the airport... met the tour guide... we were in a tour group... waited for the bus... went into the bus... 2hrs ride... went into a hotel... stayed for one nite... we slept...

Tuesday
we woke up... were the latest group... oh ya we were one of the latest group to eat breakfast... my family knew one family i mean they were colleagues and we knew their kids... or wadeva... went to pattaya... we first had a ride to a tiger zoo... took pictures with a baby tiger drinking milk... gd rite? scary but fun... ate lunch there... ate dinner... then we watched some 'ah gua' show... it was nicknamed that lar... becuz a man changed sex to lady... my mum said they were prettier then women... but i thought some prettier some were quite ugly... my mum say if man want to change sex, they muz cut away the private part... the put a test tube to make sure the hole wun close... muz 'put in' the vagina... n its very pain leh... wah lao thats crazy... how my mum kno? my mum stayed with one of them b4... damn disgusting... ok but anyway... the show was funny... got one part got one person come out with fake breast n then so big leh... joke onli lar... fake as in lyk put orange or some thing... that fake... then go ask men to touch n rub leh... wah lao thats damn crazy... changed hotel...

Wednesday
we went parachuting... first thing in the morning after breakfast... parachuting is lyk they put a parachut (dunno how to spell sry...) attached to a boat n u are in mid air... damn nice... then eat lunch... then we go to a place where its called coral island... i did water activities lyk jet ski!!! and banana boat... nice sia... very cool... spent the whole day there... so lyk we did the jet ski thing lyk alot of times... then we ate dinner...

Thursday
we went dream world... very nice... got viking ship where the ship sways up n down... i sat on it... haunted hse... very memoriable, the haunted hse... onli i kno y... lolz... then got bumper car... wah siao u bang one person can fly!!! then got bumper boat oso... that one not very rough... but still can bump... ate lunch there.... then got flying carpet where u juz go round and round in circles!!! then got slow rides for kids... sat in there cuz of joan... alot of rides cant go, my sis... then oso got grand canyon where u get wet... but then got raincoat so we didnt get wet... then we watched a show hollywood action... live... not tv or anything... real... i can lyk go up to the guy and touch him but i wun do that... lyk wah lao the explosions damn loud... always caught by surprise... very fun... changed hotel again...

Friday
we did our own things.... tour ended... so we lyk went swimming... then go shopping... then met a pastor which is my mums fren... started a church in bangkok... damn funny that guy... oh ya n my mum colleage oso christian family...

Saturday
same swam n went shopping... then we go to airport... reached S'pore at about 8pm... i lyked the holiday... n some other things lyk the dream world n all that n lyk more things...

okok thats my holiday... ok if its boring to u, too bad lar cant do anything... lolz... ok ok i wan go le ok? ok ok bb... ok ok bb... ya bb... k bb...

2007-11-30T03:51:00.000-08:00

woo hoo... thisost is my 100th post in this blog... gd rite? actually not lor... i very slow leh... haha lolz... yesterday's lower sec life group was fun... abit intense but cool... im so excited... i mean the lord is coming bac... when? then joshua say that when the lord comes down... he will make a new earth n for 1000 years satan will be thrown into dunno wad pit n then he will come out after that n then we will go for war... if u are a christian, u are in his army... n thats cool... i think it is... n a whole army of God will battle satan... but joshua said that jesus will juz come down n say hello and then BOOM... satan is defeated... hahahahaha... jk jk...

2007-11-25T00:33:00.000-08:00

yesterday so fun... the youth service... we had so u think u can dance... and me n luke n joel n kenneth danced in it... we in top three... cuz we funniest there... haha i think or the second funniest... cuz we wernt the first... we were third out of 8 groups... we juz had 4 practices onli n we got into top 3!!! gd rite?
ok ok lolz... then today so fun... i go church and play drum leh... i show off my double bass with one foot leh... so gd lor... ok ok jk jk... kk bb

2007-11-19T02:20:00.001-08:00

cant blog as much as last time... cuz i cant use the com often... but anyway, today i got piano lesson... then stayed at home and watch tv... i so wan to play o2jam... i quit maple alrdy!!! yea... hate to get addicted to something... cant do anything... then u gotta keep doin it... take maple for example... im sure u guys are addicted to smth... definitely hav one...

2007-11-15T18:55:00.000-08:00

yesterday very fun... we go life-group... onli for lower sec... lolz then one game we played for was polar bear... i think its called that... then one of the rounds, ephraim was the game master... and he made everyone the polar bear and joshua, the onli hunter... damn funny sia... everyone laugh lyk crazy... was it everyone or was it juz me? dunno dun care... but it was funny... then we go eat dinner after that...

2007-11-11T21:52:00.000-08:00

today so fun... me n joel went for this rehearsal... ok here is how it goes... my piano teacher's orchestra, the orchestra she is in, needs n is short of 2 percussionist... so she ask me n ask me to find someone else... first person that came to my mind was, joel... so we went there, at first we were lyk very shy, keep making mistake, some neva play the beat... then one time joel play the crash, then one part muz play soft... damn funny... then he dunno how to play soft, so he play loud... every one in the orchestra laugh sia... including me... then i laugh for damn long... sry arh joel... but really damn funny... then the person that coach us, he ask us call him, CK... so CK show us how to play soft... i first started to play the concert bass drum... damn big... then CK ask me play the triangle, n joel take the bass drum... wah lao bass drum damn slack sia!!! i thought triangle was a boring instrument, but it was fun... too fun... i lyk to play the instrument... we play songs lar Carmen Suite No. 1 one of the famous song leh... very fun oso... u go search in youtube... type carmen suite no.1 les toreadors... its a fun song... then another song is Orchestersuite No. 2 also part of the Carmen song thing... u can go search in youtube, type Habanera... nice song... later in the rehearsal, was more n more fun... the two guys that coach us everytime joke with us... one is CK and the other, i dunno... not sure... but they damn funny... i m looking forward to the next rehearsal...

2007-11-07T18:52:00.000-08:00

wah lao... juz watched a drum solo tha consist of 3 drummers... dam gd leh!!!! they are awesome... very very pro... wah lao... should watch... if u lyk drums lar that is... all the 3 drummers play in traditional grip... thats cool... they play very well... very professional... haha lolzz... go youtube.com n type the king of drummers...

2007-11-05T14:27:00.000-08:00

yesterday i learnt alot about evangelism... it was gd... went for the workshop and stuff... bought one of his books... reading it... havent read finish though... lolz juz bought it... DUH!!! ok but anywa, teacher ask me to play drums in her percussion!!! wah excited... she was short of one more... so i asked joel... damn excited... goin to perform leh!!!! haha ok ok... i would lyk to talk a bout thurs cell-group... ok... gtg bb...

2007-11-02T04:24:00.001-07:00

sry... i neva updte... becuz i was busy playing maple.... ok ok sry lar... so now got time i post rite? yesterday got cell... so fun... lyk the game... drum lesson was fun!!!! n gd... the teacher very gd wan lor... he will crack jokes one... haha... ok so sry... bb...

2007-10-28T01:03:00.000-07:00

yesterday i didnt blog... so lets start with that day... i had macs for lunch, mum bought it... delivery it was... it was cool... u kno the advertisement KFC? they say no one delivers lyk KFC rite? ya thats damn true... they need 90min to cook and delivery to a hse!!! thats lyk... wah... gd rite... so wad eva... insulted kfc delivery they slow... haha macs is lyk faster... so went to youth service... it was quite fun... no not quite... very... it was very fun there... had lots of laughter... JOSES preached... damn funny... haha ok lolz... paster adrain is still gd... he can joke well too... haha thats wad i feel... had dinner and everything... went home... ok haha so today... today oso same... went to church... it was fun... ok... so ya... gtg bb

2007-10-26T08:04:00.000-07:00

school days!!! are over!!!! oh yea... damn happy... last day of schl... did some survey, then later recess... after that we sweep floor... then we watch movie while eating biscuit! haha so nice... oh ya we watched JUST FOLLOW LAW...damn funny... haha ok so cool...

2007-10-25T22:09:00.000-07:00

ARGHH!!!! this is the first time i get so pissed in my entire life... i dun get pissed or angry or wad eva so easily... but my bro juz did it... wad happened... my bro let me use the laptop becuz he juz finished his ' part one ' of his transferring of songs... he said that he will let transfer... so i use... then he suddenly say, eh dun touch my songs lar... giv me bac... i was lyk wad the hell... ok i giv bac lor... i juz oulled the dumb thumbdrive without usin those safely remove hardware... or wad eva u call it... so my bro obviously will seek revenge and pull out my usb cable for mp4... i was mentally prepared for him pulling out my mp4 thing... so he obviously, as expected, pull out lar... so i put bac in, he pull out again... not pissed yet... i put bac in, he pull out.... not yet pissed... i ut bac in and repeated the process... and i got pissed and shouted, u asshole arh? all the bad words juz came out of my mouth... my mum came down, said more in front of her... my mum juz scolded my bro... lyk wad the hell lar... cool down le lar...

2007-10-23T23:42:00.000-07:00

haiz today neva go schl... damn sick... got headache, felt like vomitting... still sick... juz woke up though... haiz damn sian leh stay at home... ok so... i gotta find smth nice to do or play... ok bb

2007-10-23T21:03:00.000-07:00

wah lao... i got sore throat and running nose... hate it... damn sore... sucks sia...

2007-10-23T13:49:00.000-07:00

today, we had sports day... and i ran a relay... i ran a 4 X 100 relay... we came in 2nd... yay... got medal... quite cool... sean goh was playing my phone... again... then stupid jia wei go play haryani's phone the songs so loud... then the discipline master heard it... then spot check... to find the phone... two phone got confiscated... sam's phone and haryani... the discipline master found her phone which she hid!!! wah lao... i juz open my bag... they did not even do a thorough check... open and go... i hid it in my secret compartment... cool eh... the compartment very easy to find, oso very hard... haha lolz... sam phone got confiscated bcuz ervin accidentally show the phone to giv to sam... stupid sia...

2007-10-22T22:22:00.000-07:00

today was damn sian in schl... gotta go to a first aid course juz bcuz i neva pass up the form for the post exam activities... i hav to go to this dumb first aaid course while everyone is happily doin their post exam activities... like scuba diving, archery, ice-skating, etc... so ya i missed a dumb chance... darn it!!! so went to first aid course, dismissed for recess... then sam told me they watching movie... so i skipped first aid and went for the movie in the auditorium... sry dunno how to spell... anyway, ya i watched dunno wad show so sry again... but it was a nice show... sean goh was playing my hp through out the show... lolz haha...

2007-10-21T19:02:00.000-07:00

ate... KFC... at home... cuz my maid neva cook... and my mum was bored of the hawker stall centre wad eva... ok got bored of the food... so we decided to buy kfc delivery... haha lolz... ok sry bb... y did i say sry? oh nvm... bb

2007-10-21T18:00:00.000-07:00

today in church so funny... kenneth wanted to listen my mp4... he wanted to listen with me... so one earpiece thing each... so i go irritate him... i go and say... let me listen this song... this song nice... then i switch to another song... and say this song also nice... i keep doin that then, later he say, mum, on the radio... i was riding in his car... they were sending me bac home... haha... so nice the prank... then yesterday, the 3 boys stay at my home... sam, ken and luke... then we play... so fun!!!! haha... i think im goin to go N(A)... got chance... but i got study!!! wah lao eh...

2007-10-18T23:57:00.000-07:00

wah yesterday drum lesson with EPHRAIM... was very nice... jam alot... ben said i learn very fast... damn fast... i rock lar in drums... do i? lolz... nvm then today i no school... bcuz got promotion day! oh yea... than i saw my sister's piano lesson... my sis neva even practice... so punish lor... go teacher hse to practice... quite nice... helpped joan with her work... ya then now my mum fren come... for dunno wad... oh well so maybe i ge to blog aggain... maybe not... so bb

2007-10-17T21:51:00.000-07:00

wah today was my first drum lesson... i mean not with ephraim... not for free... muz pay... wah the teacher damn kind... good oso... professional he is as a drummer... he oso joke alot oso... damn gd sia... nice nice nice!!! hehehe damn happy... wah my results... oo that makes me cry... tell u the marks next time... y? i lyk lar cannot arh..

2007-10-17T20:40:00.000-07:00

was it yesterday or the day b4? well... it rained damn heavy... wah lao right after schl leh!!! well i walked... becuz i thought... u run oso get wet... u walk oso get wet... so juz walk lar... but u walk in the rain very where is dripping... ur shirt is dripping water, ur hair is dripping water, u bag is also dripping water... damn shiok arh... wah lao i love being in the rain... its kinda cool... ok its getting let so... bb

2007-10-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

wah this is onli my 80th post leh... so little... lolz... ok well today i went to the concert composed by two genius musicians playing violin... then i saw this violinists... damn good lar... then the pieces oso very nice... then we went to eat... at lau pa sat near esplanade... quit nice the food there... alittle more expensive compared to normal prices... but still, who cares... good food mah rite? ok so then we went home... ya ok so i gtg getting late le...

2007-10-14T23:32:00.001-07:00

lolz... helped luke lim weng sheng to link ppl to his blog... lolz
today i practise piano... so hard leh one part... played a duet with teacher... teacher play the cello... n i, the piano... gd sia... treat me to alot of things...
ok ok gtg bb

2007-10-14T17:51:00.000-07:00

ok... neva update for very long... today, b4 gospel of mark? ephraim bought a herbal tea drink... so gordon has finished buying his things... then ephraim say, wah lao gordon, this herbal tea taste lyk shit u kno... wah lao the aunty selling drink hear and say, eh dun say lyk that... dun ruin my business u kno... then that time got alot of ppl... then we laughed damn loud n walked away slowly...
today damn funny... wah lao cannot stop laughing...

2007-10-11T08:30:00.000-07:00

yesterday was so fun... sean came to my hse... we played ps2, n computer...

we played com first... played o2jam together... then my bro come bac... then very funny... i got a wireless keyboard and a USB cable keyboard... my bro use the USB cable keyboard... then while he playing gunz, i used thw wireless keyboard to move my bro... damn funny... me and ssean laugh lyk shit... my bro was lyk, eh y this weapon... i thought sword... i laugh even more...

then we plaayed ps2... we played NFS most wanted... very nice... couldnt find my NFS carbon... so played that lor... oso very fun... hehe...

2007-10-09T14:49:00.000-07:00

oh yea!!! exam really over and i hav a 6 day break!!!! oh yea oh yea... lolz
wah lao today in the bus, one guy suddenly shout all the vulgarities to one gal... wah so gfunny... haha... lolz... abit fscary lar... damn pissed off with him... kao bei he think wad... his bus arh...

2007-10-08T20:37:00.000-07:00

EXAMS ARE OVER!!!! TMR.... ya two more papers... but still i no need to study... haha lolz... hate to study love to play....
haiz... neva update for a loong time... well im moving hse... moving to a hse temporarily... dunno how to spell... sry... but anyway, after moving there temporarily, moving again... dunno y so dun ask me... ok so ya gtg... bb

2007-10-03T14:36:00.000-07:00

tmr is start of EOY exams... wah lao i scared leh... god plz help me study...

yesterday, jun kai split his pants 2 times.... first one was he dunno play wad fighting then dunno do wwad stunt then he trip over HIS BAG... and fell... split his pants once

then he bought another one and when he JUZ WANTED TO SIT DOWN, he split his pants again... wah lao so funny...

and i kno how to remove dead skin... rub ginger on ur body afew times... cut into slices and rub... then rub with bare hands... WARNING... IT WILL FEEL HOT!!!! but its effective...

2007-09-27T15:46:00.000-07:00

it was raining in the morning... then i was at a bus stop when i heard a screech sound... naturally, i would turn rite? i saw a nissan sunny sliding while trying to stop... then the chevolet aveo neva see, then bang into the sunny... the nisssan sunny bac bumper got dented... but the chevolet aveo nth at all... wah lao...

then during science lesson, teacher giv out notes for our exams... then goin thru one paper, then teacher ask zhen wei ans one question...
zhen wei: erm... false...
teacher: and y do u think its false?
zhen wei: oh becuz the book rite false (while pointing at the thing... )
zhen wei: i neva bring my workbook, so i share with sean...then u ask me question so i see sean book and he write false so i say false...
i laughed... haha

then during english lesson...
teacher goin thru someone's situational writing for tmr...
so she picked jocelyn's one out...
she spelt september as sempterber... wah lao... i laughed...
then teacher gav this remark... there is only 12 months... not 13 months...
i laughed again... haha
then she write expelled completely in the passage...
then teacher gav another remark... i dun think u can get expelled halfway...
i laughed lar... damn funny sia...
then she spelt discpline as decipline... wah lao... damn lot of spelling mistakes lor...

ok ok gtg... bb

2007-09-25T15:47:00.000-07:00

wah lao today i bully sam again... haha how? i drink all the water again... then sean goh had an idea... so i did it... i put paper into his water bottle... when he found out his expression damn funnny.. wah lao i wanna laugh everytime i remember this guy...

then today my fren wanted to throw some crushed paper to the dustbin... then she was standing like the far end of the class room... from the dustbin... so she throw, accidentally hit the window and threw it out of the classroom... wah lao the whole class laugh...

during lit lesson, teacher ask who dun intend to study lit... then only yin keat put up his hand... haha whole class laugh again... and today lit teacher let us slack for 20min!!! wah lao damn nice lar...

sean found some tumbtag on the floor that was very dirty... then he did a very disgusting thing... he pretend to dig nose and then suddenly he tumbtag comeout... wah lao u see him u will laugh...

today science lesson damn boring... so some of us eat honey star cereal... time pass by damn slowly... k bb gtg

2007-09-25T14:46:00.000-07:00

exams starting le... sian...

oh ya... today got quiz... then history teacher wan to giv out the ans...

so it was MCQ... one of the questions, teacher call out a person... then he say the ans is ( a )... then another person said it was ( b ) so when teacher called out the third person, he dunno... so i say... ( c )...whole class laugh... then when sean was answering a question, he needed to pronounce Dr Lee Siew Choh... he pronounce until damn funny... wah lao i laugh so long...

today during MT, sam and zhicong got caught eating outside the class and loitering there... wah lao DM caught them leh... damn funny... then today photo taking... so take photo lar... then wad...

then juz now sean shoot rubber band wan to shoot at me, in the end shoot at himself... noob sia... haha ok ok gtg bb...

2007-09-24T19:34:00.000-07:00

juz remembered... me and sean bullied sam!!! how?

i saw sam's bottle... so i asked if i could drink... suprisingly, i drank finished his bottle... 300ml onli lar... thats y... then... he went to refill... so i thought of an idea... i wanted to drink finish his water again... so yes i did it... when he came bac, oh yea!!! he said wah lao y u drink me water? i wan to drink wan leh...

third time i drink his water... i asked sean... i bet arh, that when he come bac and see his water finished, he will say, wah lao i wan to drink wan leh... and he did say that!!!! oh yea... then he asked me refill... so i refill... then as i walked bac to class, i drink finish all!!! haha everyone laughed!!! oh man i love my pranks...

the i refilled second time... i asked alester to drink finish all cuz i couldnt drink anymore... wah lao so fun lor... u should see his reaction...

2007-09-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

wah lao today sway but ok le...

wah lao today arh playin cards got confiscated... 2 other of my frenz too... at least im not alone =)

then later transfer song then neva read the window... i juz click ok... songs gone... wad to do... put bac the songs in lor... ok gtg bb

2007-09-20T22:38:00.000-07:00

wah lao yesterday so fun!!!! y? cuz got drum lesson... it was fun and funny!!! u should see how joses, one of the Youth dunno wad... he plays quite well... he can play the piano, the drums and the guitar... haha... yesterday, oso during the bus ride, sean goh called me... we talked about alot of things... one thing which i find funny during the call was...

sean - how u go schl
josh - oh aeroplane! (thought his questioin was lame... so i gave him a lame ans)
sean - oh really arh... i take rocket leh...
sean - need 20min to go from my hse to schl
josh - wad the hell... thats longer then walkin... u onli need 3 min walk to schl...
josh - actually is not 20min
josh - is 20min 10secs
sean - huh y?
josh - becuz b4 take off they count the 10 secs...
sean and josh - (laughing)
sean - no actually, is 5hrs 20min 10secs... becuz when nu take off, got pressure, then u will faint.. pressure too huge already... then landing oso will faint becuz of the pressure again...
josh and sean - (laughing)

wah lao today got MT paper... as always, prepared to fail... i juz cant pass! if i get lyk 40/100 for paper 2, i very happy already u kno?

ok gtg... bb

2007-09-18T15:31:00.000-07:00

saw bo yang walked to school... so blur... walk lyk very blur... he looks damn blur lor...

wah lao today stupid gay-boy pissed me off... make jokes that are super not funny at all... his jokees are damn insulting to the 'victim'... lyk y is he called gay-boy... the way he acts, wah lao u should see it... trust me u will agree with me... but he is a bloody flirt... burb infront of gals openly... n he thinks he is so cute!... wad the hell... stupid gay-boy... pissed me off again n u get it...
u will not b nicknamed gay-boy... u will b named SON OF A PUDGE!!! U STUPID BUTCHER!!
well... pudge is a 'gay' hero well as in powerful... but he is super fat and ugly... and gay... well a hero in dota... pudge... so son of a bitch bcomes son of a pudge... i lyk this nickname...

then yesterday or the day b4, cant remember... sean goh, from my class say miss chuah, our form teacher, say that she not comin... im lyk how he kno... then i ask he was lyk ya u dunno meh... then during english lesson got relief teacher come in...

josh: how u kno i ms chuah not comin?
sean: huh i thought u tell me wan?
josh: huh no... i neva

we both confused... then we laughed... haha ok not funny maybe... but to me very funny so i laugh... not for u to laugh rite...

then today got a talk during CD period... so funny the video!! well there was a video... then later it was Q AND A time... then the person ask wad is counselling

josh: i kno! counselling without the 'íng'!
sean: (laughing) wah lao
person: i heard an ans from over there... (walking towards us)
person: who ans juz now?
josh: SEAN!!! here!! (pointing at him)
sean: EH NOT ME LAR!!! (neva point bac)
person: (looking at sean) so wad did u say maybe u wan to share with the hall...
sean: huh not me leh... is josh (still not pointing bac) ok lar... he say counselling without the 'íng'
person: ok that was some intelligent answer
josh: haha!!! u stupid lar neva pont bac...
(everyone around me laughing)

ok gtg bb

hi hi hi!!! changed email

2007-09-17T16:39:00.000-07:00

my email, from jcs558@hotmail.com changed to bag_0f_bon3s@hotmail.com... so plz add them... dun worry... i mite still log in to the old one... ok thx

sry so long neva post

2007-09-16T14:22:00.000-07:00

sry cannot use com so much... cuz of my results... wanna kno my results? ask me or scroll down... i think it should b there...

so now i usin without permission...

wah lao miracle rally was gd lor...

the first day, not alot of ppl but still got miracle... got ppl got saved oso leh...

second day... more ppl... wah lao even better more miracles andmore ppl got saved... those with leg problem got healed, those hat had hearing problem oso got healed... awesome... seriously...

quite a few things happen today

2007-09-13T20:00:00.000-07:00

today alot of things happened... first... i thought it would b a sway day... sam mum suppose to fetch me to school and they were late...

second goin to b late for school!!!! comfirming my sway day...

third, forgot to bring my P.E attire!!!! wah... sian... punishment, walk around the field... for the whole period... new it was goin to b a sway day... comfirm...

i didnt see he timetable so when i look at wad period, it was IT!!! yea can play dota...

ZHUAN QIAN U STILL OWE ME ONE ON ONE MATCH!!! u stupid idiot...

SEI HAO or how eva u spell it... U HUM OR WAD!!!! WAH LAO... STUPID LIAR!!! VISAGE IS NOT GD AGAINST AXE LAR... U SUCKER FACE!!!! wah lao u think i wad noob arh? i more pro then u in dota arh... not happy i beat u in one on one match is it? kao bei...

then later not sway for me but sway for mal... y? belinda wah lao she go shout out... jocelyn like jun kai... mal heard it... so heart broken... man so pain...

then sci period, wah lao my fren go say the 'f'infront of teacher... its lyk this...

the question... when the person 'f'word, muz go in all the way or juz touch can le... smth lyk that but u get wad i mean?

then english... haiz juz bcuz of one litter in the class, someone eating in class, everyone muz stay bac leh... but that stay back turned out to b fun... played cards in class haha...

then in plaza, i buy sweet talk lar... then go home... ok ok thats all folks bb..

NEED A MIRACLE? OR WAN TO SEE ONE!!!?

2007-09-11T20:56:00.000-07:00

NEED A MIRACLE OR WAN TO SEE ONE?! LOOK AT PIC FOR MORE DETAILS!!! OR ASK ME!!!

Today had 2 different bus drivers... attitude difference

2007-09-10T18:53:00.000-07:00

i took 920 from school to bukit panjang plaza... this bus driver was so friendly!!!

i took 970 to home... that driver wah lao... so grumpy... ok lyk wad the hell... i juz remembered smth... this driver is worst then this 970 driver... this bus was 184... a 184 driver... i lost my bus card that day... so i no coins... then i say no coins lar... then he say how much money u got? i say i only got notes... then he say go change into coins... then i say i only got $50 note... no other note... then he say juz go change... i go change lar... then i ask the first lady... wah she say she dun hav... but this lady offered to pay for my fare... i put the coins in the coin thing... hen he say... where u card... then i say... lost... then he go and kao bei ask me pay another $1.30... wah lao i say i giv u 60cents then u ask me pay $1.30... wad sia... u lost ur card... who ask u... he lady offered the $1.30... i said happy anot kao bei... went to the take a seat... showing the middle finger to him and everyone... kao bei this guy pissed me off... never will i wanna take the bus if i see this guy again... oh so clearly was his face... i will remember him with one look... GO TO HELL LAR!!!!

wah today... we giv out flyers...

2007-09-09T04:52:00.000-07:00

GIV FOR WAD? well its for this coming sat's MIRACLE RALLY!!! when is it? well its this sat, 7:30pm onwards... th next day is from... not sure... im goin and i wish u guys could go!

wah today i giv out flyers got rejected alot of times... got alot of incidents one of them was... got one guy stand there... then i was wondering, y he dun wan go... suddenly stop and stay there for very long... when i passed out one of the flyers, he ran pass me... i laughed... he didnt wan to take a flyer, but it was dumb... juz reject lar... do things until lyk that...

then lyk all the caucasions (I DUNNO HOW TO SPELL SRY...) were so frenly!!! they reject and smile... but for joshua's side, they reject and show long face... haha

alot of foreigners... then there was one time someone was walking pass, then he didn't wan to take the flyer, then he saw the word miracle... then he took it... i lyk so wish he would come... GOD BLESS ALL OF U!!! oh and i hav to much incidents that i forgot all of them... ok gtg bb

MIRACLE RALLY - 2 days on sat, 7:30pm to 9:30pm or later...
on sun, 11:00am to 1:00pm or later...

tell me if u can go!

wah today fun leh!!! we go sentosa with CULTURE!!!

2007-09-07T20:50:00.000-07:00

went to sentosa... ya ok and... we met at vivocity, then we went up to the monorail thinggi... then we took a tram down... no sry up... no wait... ok took a tram to siloso beach... then we opened in a word of prayer and started playing some games... first, we had to pick two volunteer, one boy and a gal... then bury us... unfortunately, i was that boy... so they bury me... wah lao... some dumb ppl throw send at me and i got all sandy... my face was covered with send, my arms and body, legs except face was under the sand... finish me and the gal... i think the gal is... im not sure... sry... so continuing, finish burying, we had to break free or come out of the sand and.. say hi... no lar jk... and built a sandcastle... well after biulding finish, we went to play dodge ball... and ya we lost... lolz... when brian's team lost too, he got fed-up... well wad eva... we had four teams... so one team vs one team... and another team vs the other team... ok wad eva... then we had free time... so i went down the sea... and relax... then later ephraim, my mentor, asked me to swim to the opposite side of the beach... i agreed... swim to the side, wah!!! the sand there... wah so nice to touch leh... then i and brian buried ephraim except his face... he said it was like mud spa... haha then we swam back and played in the water... then we played toss... wah nice leh... i was one of the highest!!!! here is how u do it... alot of ppl cup their hands and u stand on them... then they will toss u... wah nice toss i should say... then we juz play... relax in water... i can tell u when we went bac, we were damn dark... alot of us got sun burn... well i dun think i had sun burn... but hav bcom wite dark... dark then b4... then i and ken and sam and my bro, went to lim hse and played saboteur... its a game... quite fun... not as fun as BANG though... ok i think i gtg...

WAH LEG CRAMPS!!!

2007-09-05T19:54:00.000-07:00

damn... today leg cramp was the painest cramp i got since i was born... so long somemore!!!! wah lao... today so busy... went to school, immediately after that, went for piano lessons, immediately after goin home, got tuition... then finish... so now i use com... lolz...

SO bloody sway..

2007-09-01T00:05:00.000-07:00

today while goin to youth service, raining so got abit of a flood... then waiting at bus stop, i flag the bus the bus neva stop... then not only that... the bus splash me leh!!! wah lao... ok then today... during youth service, kana picked out to do makeover... wah lao... they put the make up until i look hokaido gal... well thats wad ppl say... but anyway, ok lar quite fun lar... i oso won first leh... "prettiest" among that few... good rite...

school holidays start!!!! yea!!!

2007-08-31T17:32:00.000-07:00

today we celebrated teachers day cum miss chuah's birthday... she is... 29 years old this year...

Hey!!! Wah Lao Today Sway leh

2007-08-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

Y? bcuz, today becuz raining, then the stupid pavement so narrow... so one car zoom pass me... wad happen? Got splashed lar!!!! then to day at bus stop, Some one was urinating in front of me and i was lyk... WAD THE HELL!!! HE IS NOT A KID THAT IS DUMB AND INNOCENT BUT SOMEONE THAT IS ABOUT OLDER THAN ME... DUH... adult, 40+ urinating in public... oh my goodness...

No match callss... still gotta play my 4 match but today cannot... cuz i going drum lesson...

haiz... abit sian rite?

Match Calls for the day

2007-08-29T03:34:00.000-07:00

4 match calls... havent plaed one... busy lar... results when i play with them

HI HI HI!!! Got my results!!!

2007-08-29T02:38:00.000-07:00

English - Failed (34%) FIRST BLOOD!!!
Chinese - Failed (28%) LANGUAGES - DOUBLE KILL!!! HEHE
Maths - Failed (28%) KILLING SPREE!!!
History - Failed (48%)
Literature - Failed (20%) MONSTER KILL!!!!
Science - Passed (66%) SCEINCE HAS JUZ ENDED JOSH'S MEGA KILL STREAK!!!
Design and Tech - Passed (84%)
Art - Passed (I dunno the result... neva went to check...) KILLING SPREE!!!
Geography - Passed (50%)

u think i very happy? wah lao got mega kill for CM3 leh... lyk samuel, my fren... he got Mega Kill for his CM2... wah lao worst then me leh... still sad... muz work hard!!!! FOR GOD!!!

other interesting stuff todae, i saw a lizard fried toasted in a car's Back lightining or wad eva... he was dead, toasted... interesting to end his life leh...
TODAE WAS ORAL!!!! WAH!!!! TEACHER I PRONOUNCE WORDS VERY GOOD LEH... WAH AND I SPEAK WITH CONFIDENCE!!! YEA MAN... OK OK I thiNK I STOP TALKIN... BB

I WANNA RESURRECT THIS BLOG!!!!!

2007-08-27T06:11:00.000-07:00

hey!!! i wan to blog again.. but dunno how to make new one... so i thought of resurrecting this blog lar... ok lolz dudes im back... PLZ TAG MORE OFTEN!!!

oo a month since i blogged...

2007-06-16T08:14:00.000-07:00

heys... dunno... i juz cant take it anymore... the first thing my mum says to me everyday is not good morning... u kno is wad? go n do ur work n stop watchin tv... i hate it ok!!! i hate it... ARGHH... y m i so angry... i dunno even kno y? went for holidays from 12 june to 15 june... it was fun... we went to a church camp... my parents were to help out in a church camp.. not the one i m in but another church... it was fun again... i said it... there was a prophet... he prophesised over me on the 14th june... at nite... he was the prophets who can joke... i hav seen more powerful ones... where they dun not even hav to touch u to be slain... or he could juz tap n u fall... wad is slain u mite ask... u fall... unconscious... n either the lord talks to u or he does something in ur body spiritually... i suppose... i onli had this 2 types... i keep askin ppl... i keep gettin rejected... its tough... persevere... i will... i saved 2 frenz dun see y i cant save more... i will... with the lord's guidance...

Juz came back from camp... IT WAS FUN!!!

2007-05-25T06:35:00.000-07:00

On the first day, we took a 45 min bus ride to south marina pier... then we took a 15 min ferry ride to ST. John Island... i lyk the ferry ride... ph ya n my instructor... the best!!! he is oso christian... that was cool... then we got to our dorms... it rained... n i accidentally drop me water bottle... n it rolled into a drain... n the bottle got washed away by the current... n lyk that... on the first day, my water bottle was gone... i waved good bye... n went into my dorm... then got scolding by an instructor bcuz we did not cheer very loud... we were shy... not very loud... after scolding we were very loud n beat the other major groups... oh ya... we hav 3 major groups n in each major group, we hav 5 groups... n there r 15 groups... im in the 4th group... n our group name was mosquitoes... dunno y... so we had lyk a game called amusing race... we had pics to see n we went there... then we had dinner... oh i tell u the food was goods... the best in my life in all the camps i went to... then we had a night walk... got scolding bcuz we almost overtake 1 pair... our fault... we wanted to see wad happened as someone screamed... in the end got scolding... i paired up with adrain... he was in the same group with me... so we paired up... we no mood after scolding... so we juz walk... instructor scare us oso no feelings... we had supper n went to sleep...

2nd day... we woke up at 6.30am n washed up... we assembled... did warm up... then the instructor with us, did almost 150 buddha claps... buddha claps are claps where we put our arms parrellel to the ground... n when we clap, we put our hands together upwards... that was crazy... alot of ppl couldnt do... it was almost lyk a boot camp... but it was fun... then we went for gladiator... where er throwed water bombs at each other...very fun... then we went to the beach n play simon says... very fun... then we played a telematch n we were first!!! YEA... not bad... then we bathed n had dinner... we had all the meals... then we had camp fire... yea very fun...

3rd day... we woke up... wahsed up... cleaned n packed everything... left at 10.30am... when home n is very tired... i missed the camp... it was cool...

im nicknamed bag of bones

2007-05-16T05:33:00.000-07:00

y? well its becuz my fren was chasing me n i squeezed thru a small hole... well u kno im skinny thats y... n im skinny... u dun think im skinny? too bad... im bag of bones...

hi hi hi!!!

2007-05-15T07:22:00.000-07:00

lolz i went to felicia the mediacorp celebrity's blog... turns out the tag board is like a criticism... but onli a lame gal did that... anyway i went there the first time but im not very impressed... lolz ok ok i dun talk le k anyway i gtg bb...

oh yea exams over

2007-05-12T07:40:00.001-07:00

exams goin to over!!!! yea!

2007-05-07T20:25:00.000-07:00

y i can type now? cuz i sick got fever... headache... sorethroat... cough... running nose... alot rite? i kno... i suffered for 3 days... then got 2 day mc so i tmr goin bac to school full day...lolz cant wait for thurs...!!!

wah common test 2 start already...

2007-04-29T00:21:00.000-07:00

u kno... i hate chinese... n tmr is chinese... lookin forward to labour day... really... love holidays... wed n thurs no common test... thats good too... fri continue... wed n thurs no common test actually oso bad... y? cuz common test end slower lyk that... NOOOO!!! oh crap i cant help it anyway... hope i pass chinese... reallyy... i wan to passs chinese...

today so sway!!!!

2007-04-27T01:24:00.000-07:00

today i play shoot staple bullet in class... then i want to modify... n i need bullet.... so i press on the stapler n the whole staple went into my hand!!! wah blood came out... but im ok now though hahaha

when i went to my piano teacher hse for lesson the first time without hat!!!

2007-04-26T05:34:00.000-07:00

i was rushing so i ran out of the hse... when i reached teacher hse, she said wah no hat arh... then i was lyk huh?? no hat... oh shit... she said this hair was nice... so then she looked at me... she said... wah u dye hair, u very brave... then i said its natural... then she was lyk oo...

Finally a new song changed

2007-04-26T05:33:00.001-07:00

i hav been playin a same song since the start of this year n now i change song!!! can u imagine how happy i m? ok forget it... nvm

Pissed of by aftermath of Fri the 13th

2007-04-18T04:52:00.000-07:00

i was so happy that nth happen to me on fri th 13th... the next day was great... so was sunday... on monday, oso ok... on tues, wah lao stupid dumb busdriver piss me off... wad the helll sia... i forgot my card lost and when i realised, was on bus... then i onli got twnty cents... then i say erm not enough in chinese... then he say y... u should get it ready... then lucky got 2 ladies... help me pay 60cents... i put in... then that F****er go ask where is my card... i say i lost... today lost... oh really so where u goin? i say bus int... he say ok... pay 1.30 dollars... then the two same ladies oso help me pay... i walk of pointin middle finger at that dumb driver... F*** U fat asss...

Fri the 13th

2007-04-16T02:40:00.000-07:00

today isnt... i was busy so i did not write on that day... now then free so i write... on fri the 13th, nth really happen... onli think was, i got my shoes muddy!!!! wad the... i ran at turf city cuz this comin wed is the nationals... then so muddy.. the mud was in avoidable!!! then i hav no choice but to step... sad rite??? then on sat, i went to youth service... we told alot of jokes... my fren say that he after P.E then... very hot... so he take the nike water and spray on his body... wad was so sway??? the nike bottle was filled with iced lemon tea... HAHAHA really... no joke...

Update Update Update

2007-04-12T03:41:00.000-07:00

oh ya i remove the password as i think its troublesomee... anyways... i hope ppl will go see... onli jingwei go... sad... nvm... oh how i love magic!!!! i love magic tricks... oh yea!!!! hate school... love drums

wah today was terry birthday... n it was "interstin"

2007-04-06T06:38:00.000-07:00

wah today go to terry condo got ppl play gangster rep... then they find us... wah quite scary cuz they say they goin to whack ppl if they find out who play the ssong... then is one of our fren... but he delete... but they let him go with a warning... then another one got guai lan face so they wan to beat him up... later bring him go carpark... talk to him then neva whack... funny... dunno wad they doin... but scary if u one of them... interesting it is u kno... u should hav been there....

so funny!!!!

2007-04-04T01:02:00.000-07:00

i hav a fren named sean lar.... not my bro... sean goh... in my classs.. wad happen is i juz took up magic... n i wanted to make a coin disappear... i did it... n it really disappear leh!!! i dun even kno where it went lar... wah n my flip card super pro lar... haha u should see me do it when u meet me... i think magic is cool....

signing of Child Of God

yes i did change my blogskin...

2007-03-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

i change blogskin... plz tag... plz tag...

signing of Child Of God

sry arh my com crash...

2007-03-25T06:53:00.000-07:00

dunno wad happen lar... com crash... so cannot use... so means cant do anythin with com...went for a fix... now can use... my mum oso buy a new com!!! then she oso buy the wireless with the speed of 10... good rite? that is like quite fast ok wad eva... dun boast arh later dunno wad anyways bye

wah so long neva post post alredy wah sian

2007-03-05T01:04:00.000-08:00

alot of things happpen lor... u kno i juz shift house last year rite? my mum juz sold the new house again!!! juz to earn money n buy another one at the same condo... crazy rite? wah oh ya my chinese got E8 leh... thats good for me lor... y? cuz i always get F9!!! wah n i told my mother... u kno wad she say? so wad if improve... u still fail wad... wah she say so disencouraging words... that broke my heart seriously... stupid lar... wah lao eh... anyway cool lor!!! i fail two subjects so far n pass 2 too!!!... means wad? i onli got bac 3 subjects...

COMMON TEST!!! NO!!!!

2007-02-23T21:32:00.000-08:00

wah common test!!! study study study... wah sian lorzzz

i got the website n its so cool!!!! the not say scary lar but still...

2007-02-15T22:23:00.000-08:00

its www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm... now i got another one thats optical illusion with no scary in it... its www.winterrowd.com
its fun optical illusions... lots of them...

happy chinese new year, valentines day n total defence day

2007-02-15T02:56:00.000-08:00

happy all the events wad eva... today so sway... i scald my hand 2 times leh!!! wah lao so very sway... damn unlucky sia... lolz wad eva...

Y TODAY SO SWAY?!!!

2007-02-11T04:41:00.000-08:00

today i wan go home i ask my father fetch, he say he cannot cuz havent finish work... ok then we take taxi go hame then he suddenly say can leh!!! wah lao!!! sway lar then later alight the taxi, bus come... missed it!!!! then we go seven-eleven... come down the hill, miss the bus again... then muz wait for 15min again wah lao... sway

hey long time no post...

2007-02-08T00:37:00.000-08:00

wah today damn nice arh!!! Today, the teacher we hate the most ms vic chong, neva come to school!!!! she teach us literature n she neva come!!! wah so heng lor!!! todae so happy!!!! hehehe...

wah actually i quite lucky lor...

2007-01-23T05:04:00.000-08:00

u kno rite, i change phone n my SIM card, well i upgraded... well its all thx to my bro n well me... first i changed my phone... its all thx to my bro... he lost his phone... thats y i changed phone... then i return my father the phone n my father giv me bro his phone... n the SIM card... well i dropped it n my phone juz got blacked out... n then when i on bac my phone, cannot work... dunno wad thing happen lar then the SIm card spoil... wah lao i very sad lor no phone... but my bro lent me his SIM card n i send u all the sms rite... ya lar then the next day i go upgrade my SIM card lor!!! Cool sia...

i became a boy again for lyk wad 3 hrs

2007-01-20T05:59:00.000-08:00

todae lyk wah lao so fun lor... then i thought go there todae so boring lor... but then wah got this cute boy... oh ya i went for a party that lyk wad to celebrate aa one month old baby gal... so we play n play suddenly somebody use the balloon n hit me... wah lao was my bro lor... then the noy named julius, who is my mother's frenz son, take 2 balloons n hit me... soon, everybody came n wad hit me with balloons... then later got a boy whom the name is not cleared... ok means i dunno the name... he was in yellow shirt... young boy... same age as julius 3 years old... yellow shirt boy had a bro... but this yellow shirt boy wah lao so rough...when i stand up the first thing he did was ram me n i fell... then he juz came rammin into everybody lyk he was wad the best... of cuz me n my bro stopped him... he still rammed... well he tried n of cuz i could stop him lar... anyways today damn fun... grandma took him away n guess wad... they continued beatin me up again...

Changed Blogskin...

2007-01-19T04:28:00.001-08:00

hi i changed blogskin at this time

goin to change blogskin!!!

2007-01-19T01:57:00.000-08:00

i dunno wad i will change but u will see... hehe today so fun lor the CCA... cool man... ok lar i admit it... i hav nth to say so... this will be the third time if i change blogskin... hehe ok ok i go search le bb

wah this week so sway!!!!!!

2007-01-16T23:26:00.000-08:00

wah i this week n last week so sway until lyk that... startin of last week, my book got confiscated... then neva return... than when i ask for it bac, she say help me bring this things to the staff room than she would consider... well she was a pregnant lady... ok the next day i ask bac n she ask me to write letter... i wrote n then gave it to her... she say no sincerity n ask me write another letter... i wrote lar then she say she forgot which dustbin she threw n must go n find... i know she jk lar so ok lor... the next day she return... wah happy until crazy arh... wah then on the same day i got punishment... muz copy chapter 1 n 2 the literature book... wah really sway... hehe rough weeks...

sry for not updatin for very long..

2007-01-16T23:22:00.000-08:00

heys sry for not updatin for very long... but i saw two lambos when i go buy drum sticks for my fren... i was goin there n saw them!! so cool... n its juz my favourite car man... they comfirm frenz lar becoz they park together n when they come out, they talk together... cool eh...

Dunno whether to hate holidays or love holidays...

2007-01-09T08:40:00.000-08:00

y i love holidays? can slack!!! no need go school!!! can go and hang out!!!!
y i hate holidays? got holiday homework!!! very sian!!!
score : love holidays : 3
: hate holidays : 2
ok i love the holidays...!!!

Sharon Ao came to my church...

2007-01-09T03:47:00.000-08:00

Sharon, well she is an actress and she came to our church lor... then i saw her... she juz came bac from Japan to have a break... well thats all i kno haha... nth much to say...

long time no chat!!!!

2007-01-05T00:21:00.000-08:00

hey sry for not writin post cuz i shift house then the internet not workin... but now it is so here i m typin it... i got a new house... u can come n see... its abit further from my old house... but still, it is in the same estate... juz that different block n unit... haha... i kno funny rite... hehehe... i gtg now so byebye...

wah this year the youth camp very cool... u can read this, u can don't... up to u... this is a real story...

2006-12-17T00:38:00.000-08:00

Came bac on sat... damn nice... my team won first place!!! nvm... i wanna write this becos i think its cool... erm... this, u can read... this is a very spritual kind of thing... so u can believe or not believe... here it goes... it was the last nite n we had juz finish GALA NITE... its a nite where we hav lots of fun with games n stuff... so we all juz finished the GALA NITE n a gal fainted n slipped n fell... she was to weak... blood not circulatin properly... bla bla bla... so she faint... she slept when she was squatin down... so the blood was not circulatin properly... when she stood up to go to the dormitriy, all the blood rushed down her leg to her foot so she got weak n fainted... well thats not the real subject... well... so we all prayed for her then we went to sleep... oh n it was lyk wad 3a.m. so u can imagine y ppl were tired... so as i were sayin... when we pray for her, we suddenly felt very uneasy... all of us felt very hot inside... not stuffy... hot inside... everybody did not kno wad was goin on... the pastor knew... well a pastor is a erm... someone called by my GOD to do somethin... well its to how to make the church grow... so n so... from this point if u wan to stop readin... feel free to do so... so the pastor said that spritual demons are here n there up to 3 or 4 of them... so it means we cant see them... it was a spiritual attack, it is called... so 3 or 4 demons attacked us... y well satan sent them to attack us... cuz we were growin spritually powerful with GOD... so satan sent demons to attack us... we prayed n sang songs of worship n praise, spoke in tongues... u can stop readin... no one is forcin u... now when u read this, DUN put remarks that are unwanted... think wad eva u wanna think, i dun care juz dun write unwanted remarks on the taggies... the pastor suddenly felt the presence of the LORD n some angels... within 15 mins, everything came bac to normal... the gals were so scared that they screamed in there dorms... when the thing was over, everythin was peaceful n normal n we went to sleep... thats all... i dun care whether u believe or not, juz dun write unwanted remarks thx... u can ask me questions...

so long neva post!!! sry...

2006-12-08T23:05:00.000-08:00

heys... sry for not postin for bery long... almost a month i think... haha... lolz anyway, yesterday was the most fun day eva!!!!... well my mum's best friend's sis, came bac from Canada n we brought them to sentosa... well they migrated from Singapore to Canada... so well it had been manyyears since they migrated to Singapore... so it means Singapore had a lot of changes... so we went to sentosa... we went to... wait where did we go first arh... went to underwaterworld first to touch the stingray n stuff... stingray's skin is very smooth!!! wah them cool lar... apart from they had abit of sand particles i think... but its very smooth!!!... oh ya there's the touch pool n i touched the SHARK!!! ARH!!! but its the nurse shark... a harmless shark... hehe lols... then we went one round... then we go dolphin lagoon... then we go sit cablecar... wow that was scary... lolz arh!!! ok ok ... jkjk... then go merlion... so n so... then eat a very luxurous dinner oh ya we did eat lunch... we ate shark fin n other nice food... cool eh... then... then wad... go home lar!!!!